Noobs Are Coming v1.0

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Game updated on 30-11-2025, 17:36. Current version / latest version: 1.0.
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About The Game

Noobs Are Coming puts the player in the shoes of the final boss in an arena where they must fight off waves of enemies. The main goal is to withstand increasingly powerful attacks from attackers called Noobs over the course of a 30-minute round. There is a list of boss characters to choose from, including the Giant Worm, the Spider Queen, or the seductive Succubus. After that, it is necessary to create a unique build, equipping the hero with special abilities and combining dozens of different attacks to build a defensive tactic.

The gameplay in Noobs Are Coming is focused on creating special builds and finding effective combinations between equipment and skills. You can summon minions to help in battle, place automatic turrets, and interact with physical objects, such as spiked balls on chains or large destructive cores. Features include growing plant allies, using spells to turn enemies into sheep or golden statues, and even mining ore in the area.

The game's mechanics allow you to combine identical items multiple times, opening up access to specialized configurations that change the course of battle. Defeated opponents drop souls, which serve as currency for leveling up and purchasing upgrades in the store between rounds. The universe of this game is a parody of role-playing settings and contains meta-humor. As you progress, new content and additional challenges become available. This action roguelike can be played both alone and in local co-op mode.

NOTE. Uploaded version: 30 November 2025 [v1.0]. This is Full Release and latest version of game. The game is already Pre-Installed and ready to run the game, read the instruction below.


System Requirements

MINIMUM:
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows
Processor: Core i3
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: Any off-board graphics
Storage: 1 GB available space

RECOMMENDED:
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows
Processor: Core i5 or above
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: Any off-board graphics
Storage: 1 GB available space


How to Install the Game

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How to Install

  1. Download the game files through torrent.
  2. Unzip the game using WinRAR or 7zip. (how to use .rar)
  3. Start game «Noobs Are Coming.exe», Play!
  4. The language changes in the menu.

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Game Update History

  • Noobs Are Coming v0.3.0 → v1.0 [ 30.11.2025 ]
  • Noobs Are Coming v0.2.2 → v0.3.0 [ 21.07.2025 ]
  • Noobs Are Coming → v0.2.2 [ 16.07.2025 ]

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Comments 1

  1. SkidCodexCo Offline 21 July 2025 08:31

    Early Access - Update 3.0 - (20 July 2025)

    NEW ITEM: Team Play: Minions kick Kickables towards the player (super powerful for Minion + Kickable soccer build)
    NEW ITEM: Claustrophobia: -10% Room Size, -5% Enemy Speed
    NEW QOL Feature (visibility): Transparent Attacks Mode (projectiles, minions and many attacks now transparent)
    NEW QOL Feature (visibility): Toggle on/off the Ground Texture
    NEW QOL Feature (visibility): Locked Camera Mode even when there is only 1 player in singleplayer or co-op
    NEW QOL Feature (visibility): Option to disable Noob Text Bubbles
    Spider Minion: spiders don’t shake anymore when they change direction, it was too visually distracting
    Polished the Ground Textures so they’re less distracting
    Merge Character Item: indicated it can only be found with Character that already won in Difficulty 5
    Difficulty 2 is now unlocked after winning 1 Difficulty run instead of 2
    Kickable Synergy: (3) => +10% Damage
    Adept Character: +40 Range in its Circle (should make the character more powerful and fun to play)
    Summoner Character: now always starts with a Skullball in addition to its starter attack choice
    Crowd Item: (nerf) now also add +10% Enemy HP
    Plant Attacks: Tweak the water fill bars so it’s less distracting
    Bonecrusher/Minion Attacks: added an advice in the tooltip: the player should position so those minions destroy rows of enemies by targeting the player
    Bugfix: some issues could happen when new settings were added in game updates
    Improved russian translations

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